Over the last several months, we’ve been in the process of relocating across the country to a new
  city, a new home, and a new place for SexyShinyStuff.com. The actual move is taking place this
  month, so for the time being, we’re suspending the site. Rest assured, it’ll be back up in no time
  at all! In the meantime, if you need to email us,
click here.